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[ 2008-02-13 08:43 ]

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident. The carpenter replied,“twenty seven feet, six and one half inches.” “what? How come you are so sure of that distance?” asked the judge.“Well, I knew some idiot would ask me, So I measure it!” replied the carpenter.

 
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